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Emergence hath 28 Days
Sunday1CO149, 0
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Friday6Lincoln's Birthday (US)
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Sunday8Valentine's Day (Florist Holiday)
Monday9President's Day (US Holiday)
Tuesday10Mardi Gras (Amateur Night)
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Monday16Washington's Birthday (US)
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Thursday26Dad, -28
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Taxhope hath 31 Days
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Sunday8SET CLOCKS AHEAD PER GOVERNMENT ORDER, CITIZEN!
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Wednesday11St. Patrick's Day (Amateur Night)
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Saturday14Vernal Equinox 17:32 UT
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Falsehope hath 30 Days
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Wednesday29Cinco de Mayo (Amateur Night)
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Ardor hath 31 Days
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Sunday3Mother's Day (Florist Holiday)
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Monday25Memorial Day (US Holiday)
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Inspiration hath 30 Days
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Friday5Launch Tomatoes to Low Earth Orbit.
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Wednesday10Sister Nicki, 3
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Sunday14Father's Day (Florist Holiday)
Monday15Summer Solstice 11:28 UT
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Sunday28Independence Day (US holiday)
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Tuesday30Aphelion 11h UT;
Perspiration hath 31 Days
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Monday6HTS Sara, 4
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Summerfilth hath 31 Days
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Monday31Labor Day (US Holiday)
Kickoff hath 30 Days
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Friday18Autumnal Equinox 03:09 UT
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Evanescence hath 25 Days
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Monday5Columbus Day (US Holiday)
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Sunday25DC1020, 3; Halloween (Sugar-laden Holiday)
Forehell hath 25 Days
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Sunday7SET CLOCKS BACK PER GOVERNMENT ORDER, CITIZEN!
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Thursday11Veteran's Day (US Holiday)
Friday12TEE2, 5
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Holihells hath 39 Days
Thursday1Thanksgiving Day (US Holiday)
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Wednesday28Winter Solstice 23:38 UT
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Saturday31Xmas Day (Xtian Holiday foisted upon US)
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Friday37Gregorian New Year's Eve (Amateur Night)
Saturday38Gregorian New Year 2010 (Amateur Morning After)
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Afterhell hath 35 Days
Monday1Perihelion, 19H UT
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Sunday7Mom, -28
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Monday15Martin Luther King (US Holiday)
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