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Emergence hath 28 Days
Saturday1CO149, 0
Sunday2 
Monday3Full Moon 14:49 UT
Tuesday4 
Wednesday5 
Thursday6Lincoln's Birthday (US)
Friday7 
Saturday8Valentine's Day (Florist Holiday)
Sunday9 
Monday10Last Quarter 21:37 UT; President's Day (US Holiday)
Tuesday11 
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Monday17 
Tuesday18Mardi Gras (Amateur Night)
Wednesday19New Moon 01:35 UT
Thursday20 
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Thursday27First Quarter 07:46 UT; Dad, -28
Friday28 
Taxhope hath 31 Days
Saturday1 
Sunday2SET CLOCKS AHEAD PER GOVERNMENT ORDER, CITIZEN!
Monday3 
Tuesday4 
Wednesday5Full Moon 02:38 UT
Thursday6 
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Tuesday11St. Patrick's Day (Amateur Night)
Wednesday12Last Quarter 17:47
Thursday13 
Friday14Vernal Equinox 11:44 UT
Saturday15 
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Thursday20New Moon 16:06 UT
Friday21 
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Thursday27First Quarter 14:34 UT
Friday28 
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Monday31 
Falsehope hath 30 Days
Tuesday1 
Wednesday2Full Moon 14:56 UT
Thursday3 
Friday4 
Saturday5 
Sunday6Easter (Xtian Holiday)
Monday7 
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Friday11Last Quarter 13:36 UT
Saturday12 
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Saturday19New Moon 03:23 UT
Sunday20 
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Friday25First Quarter 20:44 UT
Saturday26 
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Monday28 
Tuesday29Cinco de Mayo (Amateur Night)
Wednesday30 
Ardor hath 31 Days
Thursday1 
Friday2 
Saturday3Full Moon 04:01 UT
Sunday4Mother's Day (Florist Holiday)
Monday5 
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Sunday11Last Quarter 07:26 UT
Monday12 
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Sunday18New Moon 12:11 UT
Monday19Memorial Day (US Holiday)
Tuesday20 
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Sunday25First Quarter 03:22 UT
Monday26 
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Saturday31 
Inspiration hath 30 Days
Sunday1Full Moon 18:12 UT
Monday2 
Tuesday3 
Wednesday4 
Thursday5Launch Tomatoes to Low Earth Orbit.
Friday6 
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Monday9Last Quarter 22:15 UT
Tuesday10Sister Nicki, 3
Wednesday11 
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Sunday15Summer Solstice 05:45 UT; Father's Day (Florist Holiday)
Monday16New Moon 19:35 UT
Tuesday17 
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Sunday22 
Monday23First Quarter 11:28 UT
Tuesday24 
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Thursday26 
Friday27 
Saturday28Aphelion 02h UT; Independence Day (US holiday)
Sunday29 
Monday30 
Perspiration hath 31 Days
Tuesday1Full Moon 09:21 UT
Wednesday2 
Thursday3 
Friday4 
Saturday5 
Sunday6HTS Sara, 4
Monday7 
Tuesday8 
Wednesday9Last Quarter 09:53 UT
Thursday10 
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Monday14 
Tuesday15 
Wednesday16New Moon 02:35 UT
Thursday17 
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Monday21 
Tuesday22First Quarter 22:00 UT
Wednesday23 
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Thursday31Full Moon 00:55 UT
Summerfilth hath 32 Days
Friday1 
Saturday2 
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Wednesday6 
Thursday7Last Quarter 18:55 UT
Friday8 
Saturday9 
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Tuesday12 
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Thursday14New Moon 10:02 UT
Friday15 
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Thursday21First Quarter 11:42 UT
Friday22 
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Friday29Full Moon 16:03 UT
Saturday30 
Sunday31 
Monday32Labor Day (US Holiday)
Kickoff hath 29 Days
Tuesday1 
Wednesday2 
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Friday4 
Saturday5Last Quarter 02:16 UT
Sunday6 
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Wednesday9 
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Friday11New Moon 18:44 UT
Saturday12 
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Monday14 
Tuesday15Autumnal Equinox 21:18 UT
Wednesday16 
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Saturday19First Quarter 04:50 UT
Sunday20 
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Saturday26 
Sunday27Full Moon 06:10 UT
Monday28 
Tuesday29 
Evanescence hath 25 Days
Wednesday1 
Thursday2 
Friday3 
Saturday4 
Sunday5Last Quarter 08:56
Monday6Columbus Day (US Holiday)
Tuesday7 
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Friday10 
Saturday11 
Sunday12New Moon 05:33 UT
Monday13 
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Monday20First Quarter 00:42 UT
Tuesday21 
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Friday24 
Saturday25DC1020, 3; Halloween (Sugar-laden Holiday)
Forehell hath 25 Days
Sunday1SET CLOCKS BACK PER GOVERNMENT ORDER, CITIZEN!
Monday2Full Moon 19:14 UT
Tuesday3 
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Thursday5 
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Saturday7 
Sunday8 
Monday9Last Quarter 15:56 UT
Tuesday10 
Wednesday11Veteran's Day (US Holiday)
Thursday12TEE2, 5
Friday13 
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Sunday15 
Monday16New Moon 19:14 UT
Tuesday17 
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Monday23 
Tuesday24First Quarter 21:39 UT
Wednesday25 
Holihells hath 39 Days
Thursday1Thanksgiving Day (US Holiday)
Friday2 
Saturday3 
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Monday5 
Tuesday6 
Wednesday7Full Moon 07:30 UT
Thursday8 
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Monday12 
Tuesday13 
Wednesday14Last Quarter 00:13 UT
Thursday15 
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Monday19 
Tuesday20 
Wednesday21New Moon 12:02 UT
Thursday22 
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Saturday24 
Sunday25 
Monday26Winter Solstice 17:47 UT
Tuesday27 
Wednesday28 
Thursday29First Quarter 17:36 UT
Friday30Xmas Day (Xtian Holiday foisted upon US)
Saturday31 
Sunday32 
Monday33 
Tuesday34 
Wednesday35 
Thursday36Full Moon 19:13 UT; Gregorian New Year's Eve (Amateur Night)
Friday37Gregorian New Year 2010 (Amateur Morning After)
Saturday38 
Sunday39Perihelion 00h UT
Afterhell hath 34 Days
Monday1 
Tuesday2 
Wednesday3 
Thursday4Last Quarter 10:39 UT
Friday5 
Saturday6Mom, -28
Sunday7 
Monday8 
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Friday12New Moon 07:11 UT
Saturday13 
Sunday14 
Monday15Martin Luther King (US Holiday)
Tuesday16 
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Saturday20First Quarter 10:53 UT
Sunday21 
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Saturday27Full Moon 06:18 UT
Sunday28 
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Thursday32 
Friday33Last Quarter 23:48 UT
Saturday34